In the plane:- A man speaks to a kid sitting beside. man: let's talk. Kid: Sure! about what? Man: (Making fun of the kid.) How about nuclear power. Kid: Yeah! Very interesting topic! but let me first ask you a question... Horse,Cow and Deer all eat grass.. yet Horse excrets clumps,cow excrets flat potty and Deer excrets pellets. Why?? Man: I don't know. Kid: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don't know this shit?? #hahahhahah