Because, darling, I fully comprehend the emotions That threaten to inundate you-- In ways, you've never experienced beforehand. (CAPTION) "The Bad Liar" You call me, in the midst of the irking night; I answer the "Beep, beep, beep" of my phone And listen to your scrambling voice. Another bout of loutish drinking Lends some mirth into your laugh-- As you doltishly slur through what happened,