what do you call a fish who analyses the existence of supernatural powers and propagates the philosophy to the other gullible members of its species? an ichtheologist ~"Halt thy blasphemous gibberish, thou ignorant!" ~"No Brad, I'm Dr. Koi, Professor of Ichtheology at the reputed Toronto Aquarium. You halt thai and korean and japanese gibberish and put down those mashed potatoes and that cheap stuff. Seriously." [Only my paid story readers will fully understand the joke in the caption, although you're very much allowed to laugh if you see others doing it, just for Glory's sake.]