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Me: *drinks half a glass of normal water in 17℃*

Me: *drinks half a glass of normal water in 17℃* My body: the possession of your toes has been temporarily suspended; your peeing frequency has been changed to 20 times an hour; gloves and scarves and socks and burrito wrap/mummifying equipment needed urgently; do the skeleton dance; Christmas is in 5 minutes; write your will; make a whole pot of soup for your body and soul before your blood freezes in and you lose the hope to pass this internal tempest (and pee). Winter. God. I AM SO GRATEFUL THAT I DO NOT LIVE IN A SNOWY PLACE. I WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A FUNCTIONAL HUMAN. THANK YOU, RANDOMNESS GENERATOR AND UNIVERSAL CONSPIRACIES. #ramona_humour
Me: *drinks half a glass of normal water in 17℃* My body: the possession of your toes has been temporarily suspended; your peeing frequency has been changed to 20 times an hour; gloves and scarves and socks and burrito wrap/mummifying equipment needed urgently; do the skeleton dance; Christmas is in 5 minutes; write your will; make a whole pot of soup for your body and soul before your blood freezes in and you lose the hope to pass this internal tempest (and pee). Winter. God. I AM SO GRATEFUL THAT I DO NOT LIVE IN A SNOWY PLACE. I WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A FUNCTIONAL HUMAN. THANK YOU, RANDOMNESS GENERATOR AND UNIVERSAL CONSPIRACIES. #ramona_humour
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