A friend told me the world's best psephelogists team visited Gujarat and have predicted that BJP will get 135 to 140 seats whereas congress is likely to be contained to 20 to 25 seats only. Indian psephelogists were stunned and said well we are also talking such bullshit but we know facts and we are surprised that even you people can be corrupted or coerced. They replied we are indomitable and incorruptible is a world known fact and this is our absolutely unbiased opinion. The Indian retorted that it's all bullshit your sample size is not bigger than ours so claims to being more accurate is not only very ambitious but also very hilarious. The reply from the foreigners stunned them as they were told that they have not only included all hue of voters but even EVMs of which you have no inkling. One rejoinder came then how 20 to 25 to Congress. Are you all blind wasn't there Punjab also earlier for eyewash. I am wondering is it history foretold or a tale. ...Mojzaa© #historicalfiction #yqbaba #yqbhaijaan #yqdidi #yqhindiurdu #yqyrquote #yqdada
