How I try to call my crush: 9 AM - Lets call her and tell her that I love her! No wait. 9 AM to 5 PM - She must be busy in her job 5 PM to 6 PM - She must be on her way back home, must be tired. 6 PM to 9 PM - Must've had a long day at work. Rest kar rahi hogi bechaari. 9 PM - 10 pm - Must be having dinner. 10 PM - Voh apne boyfriend se baat kar rahi hogi. Kal pakka call karunga. And this goes on in an infinite loop. Sigh. #foreveralone #foreversingle #foreversinglediaries #fun #funny #funnyquotes #humor #wit