*In bed with a hotel management student* Me: Hey so now that we've kissed, a hand job? Hotel management student: We won't use the hand there. For this, we'll need a fork in the left hand and knife in the right... Hotel management students and their obsession with forks and knives! :/ Also, this is hypothetical joke. FYI. #fun #funny #funnyquotes #pervert #pervertjokes #humor #wit #witty