A University graduating Stalkers to Professional News-Repoters. No admission fees. Admission open for all, condition is that news needs to be forwarded fastest, even if it's totally fake.😌😌😌😌 Good evening, writers 😁 We present before you our sarcastic mascot, "Mr. Owlit."🦉 "Mr. Owlit" is going through a sarcasm block and we thought to help him get back his flow by making you all write humorous/sarcastic satire on topics/issues that have taken away our peace.