There's a weirdo I know, She is a wonder, yet to be embellished. She's a flaw, waiting to be accepted. (Caption) There's a weirdo I know, With a longish face and unpleasant features, As she calls it so. She wears her hair in a bun Unmindful of looking threadbare Amid umpteen beauties and fairies, And blushes a li'l furtively when They pepper love on her shabbiness.