Me to laundry service: I want my clothes to be pressed in an hour. Laundry service: That's too soon. Why? Do you have a party to attend? Or are you getting married? Me: No. But I just want my clothes pressed in an hour. Laundry Service: But why? Me: Because it's a pressing issue. The laundry service refused pressing clothes for me, forever. #pun #punny #punchayat #sirpunch #fun #funny #funnyquotes