#OpenPoetry An examination candidate who knew very little english once attended an oral English examination. The Examiner : What is your name? Candidate: Me Chikchikboom! Examiner:How many are there in your family? Candidate:Not many.Me , Me sister, Me Mother, Me Father. Examiner:Who does the cooking at home? After a long period of silence, the examiner tried to help Examiner:Well your mother or your sister? And candidate replied: YUOR MOTHER!