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" How to be a classy man on the Internet in today'

" How to be a classy man on the Internet
in today's time of wannabe cool fools? "
*A fool's guide*

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How to be a classy man on the internet in today's time of wannabe cool fools?

1) Don't- "typ lik ths". You are not playing code-word code-word with her. She is a girl, not a bloody decipher. She doesn't want to guess words. She wants to read them.  No, not even "tc". If you can't even take the pain to write "take care" in full, then do you seriously think that she will believe that you give a damm?

2) Don't text her - aww!. You are a man, so talk like one. Ok, just imagine your mouth saying that -aww. No seriously, close your eyes and think. Not literally you dumb-ball. You got to read on, so keep the eyes open and just imagine that dark pink blusher, as you say that girlish aww!. Now, does that look sweet on you? No, right? So dude, don't aww! her.

3) Don't tag her with "Ma Bae"'. What the fuck is this 'bae', anyway? Will your tongue fall off with overwork, if you say the complete word - "baby"? Just four damm letters, just four. And no, you can't say it, even if she does. She is a girl, after all. They have cute sounding silly names even for their hair clips. You can't compete with that. No, you just can't, so shut up. Just be a man.
" How to be a classy man on the Internet
in today's time of wannabe cool fools? "
*A fool's guide*

Read the caption ♥️ 
How to be a classy man on the internet in today's time of wannabe cool fools?

1) Don't- "typ lik ths". You are not playing code-word code-word with her. She is a girl, not a bloody decipher. She doesn't want to guess words. She wants to read them.  No, not even "tc". If you can't even take the pain to write "take care" in full, then do you seriously think that she will believe that you give a damm?

2) Don't text her - aww!. You are a man, so talk like one. Ok, just imagine your mouth saying that -aww. No seriously, close your eyes and think. Not literally you dumb-ball. You got to read on, so keep the eyes open and just imagine that dark pink blusher, as you say that girlish aww!. Now, does that look sweet on you? No, right? So dude, don't aww! her.

3) Don't tag her with "Ma Bae"'. What the fuck is this 'bae', anyway? Will your tongue fall off with overwork, if you say the complete word - "baby"? Just four damm letters, just four. And no, you can't say it, even if she does. She is a girl, after all. They have cute sounding silly names even for their hair clips. You can't compete with that. No, you just can't, so shut up. Just be a man.