[thevioletdaffodil]: How does jumping give me a full burst of non-destructive energy like Bunga boinga I am FREE boing FREE!® from! weight! poing poing freeeeee I am MAGIC I am INNOCENCE I am CHILDHOOD I am condensed espresso I am boing REALLY A PARTICLE-WAVE I am- the elderly female neighbour living below: sweetie you sure you need no help putting them stockings on? you been jumping- me: stockings?! Oh IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY! wheee! plot twist: I do not live in an apartment. The neighbour was in the ground. It was Halloween. Good night passengers. The train wreck shall be cleared presently. *distant friendly documentary voiceover*: The weightlessness is due to GRAVITY, kids! 🎵Where have all the rubberbands gone, Have they gone to sail? Where have all the hairpins gone Why does my back pain?🎵 #thevioletdaffodil