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Schizology

She caught me One day my sneaking around Had me caught red handed I was sure I hid the clues , but Not according to how she reacted One day I had been thinking Eight years is a long time Perfect together no doubt I think she would be a great wife Two months before our anniversary I bought a ring on the fourth It would be a surprise In two months of course A month went by and all's fine We are sitting in the kitchen She said I'll be right back I'll get the mail from the den She had a smirk on here face I didn't quite understand She laughed a little bit And sat the papers on the stand She looked right at me and cried A can't believe you spent A thousand dollars last month That gives our savings a big dent I forgot that we shared that account The records were there so clear I had to come up with a reason Or my plan will fail I feared She started flailing and wailing I thought I was in for it But halfway into her lecture She became emotional a bit She leaned over to my side And whispered nice try She said yes yes yes yes I would love to be your bride My plans had been foiled But on the positive side Though the cat was out of the bag I knew she would be forever mine ©Schizology She caught me #poem #Humour #story

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She caught me

One day my sneaking around
Had me caught red handed
I was sure I hid the clues , but
Not according to how she reacted

One day I had been thinking
Eight years is a long time
Perfect together no doubt
I think she would be a great wife

Two months before our anniversary
I bought a ring on the fourth
It would be a surprise
In two months of course

A month went by and all's fine
We are sitting in the kitchen
She said I'll be right back
I'll get the mail from the den

She had a smirk on here face
I didn't quite understand
She laughed a little bit
And sat the papers on the stand

She looked right at me and cried
A can't believe you spent
A thousand dollars last month
That gives our savings a big dent

I forgot that we shared that account
The records were there so clear
I had to come up with a reason
Or my plan will fail I feared

She started flailing and wailing
I thought I was in for it
But halfway into her lecture
She became emotional a bit

She leaned over to my side
And whispered nice try
She said yes yes yes yes
I would love to be your bride

My plans had been foiled
But on the positive side
Though the cat was out of the bag
I knew she would be forever mine

©Schizology She caught me

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Akthari Begum

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