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Ever be so appreciatively envious of a writer and their thoughts and the relations and worlds they invent that you won't think twice before ripping open their skulls to substitute your insipid brain with theirs? Just fangirling stuff. Don't ask who I was reading before writing this. They are still alive and I am still burning with desire. #ramona_humour

Ever be so appreciatively envious of a writer and their thoughts and the relations and worlds they invent that you won't think twice before ripping open their skulls to substitute your insipid brain with theirs? Just fangirling stuff. Don't ask who I was reading before writing this. They are still alive and I am still burning with desire. #ramona_humour

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Just so you know me: I'm the kind of person who first listens to music that she upholds in a god complex kind of manner and then when Spotify wrapped vibe checks her audio aura, she gets maniacally enraged and makes nauseated faces because how dare the godly music be termed as vapidly as "hopeless romantic" and "comforting" and then like all other nights, goes to bed internally conflicted with her beliefs and choices and how they are perceived. Until!... I remind her that she's a Gemini. But then she reasons with 'so what', nerve of that pretentious little goat . . This is the Introduction to Infinity course, darl'n. Look at that rack of his. #ramona_humour #goathumour #THENERVEOFSPOTIFYWRAPPED

Just so you know me: I'm the kind of person who first listens to music that she upholds in a god complex kind of manner and then when Spotify wrapped vibe checks her audio aura, she gets maniacally enraged and makes nauseated faces because how dare the godly music be termed as vapidly as "hopeless romantic" and "comforting" and then like all other nights, goes to bed internally conflicted with her beliefs and choices and how they are perceived. Until!... I remind her that she's a Gemini. But then she reasons with 'so what', nerve of that pretentious little goat . . This is the Introduction to Infinity course, darl'n. Look at that rack of his. #ramona_humour #goathumour #THENERVEOFSPOTIFYWRAPPED

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my grief is an amulet. PC: me. Grief is only remembered when I want to. My grief is a showpiece too, dusty but in the sights of all those who crack the code to my walls. It gives me strength. It tells me I have forgotten to care about death because I am alive. It is my talisman, I hold it before doing big things. P.S. today I found a T-shirt that smelled like my grandfather's place. I had to wash it. But for the first time, I didn't care about losing that trace. Cruel. Oh and yes, I'm feeling very funny. I want to

my grief is an amulet. PC: me. Grief is only remembered when I want to. My grief is a showpiece too, dusty but in the sights of all those who crack the code to my walls. It gives me strength. It tells me I have forgotten to care about death because I am alive. It is my talisman, I hold it before doing big things. P.S. today I found a T-shirt that smelled like my grandfather's place. I had to wash it. But for the first time, I didn't care about losing that trace. Cruel. Oh and yes, I'm feeling very funny. I want to

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Not me being I hate summer because the headaches make me want to turn into a lowly mortal and end it all like acting according to some glorified crap drama like a self-pitying millennial condensed in a teeny-weeny buttonhole but the vibe does get sour when I realize this summer will last at least half a decade more. Although it's not only summer I hate. My hate transcends barriers and borders. 💫✨My hate transcends barriers ✨💫 The tumblr vibe Ramona is back. I swear I will get a full-body check-up to find out what's actually wrong and I will not be the one who criticises this system from the outside. I will penetrate it and smash it from the inside. Just let me get in there once. I'll show them what they have to pay for all this senseless baboonery they've got going for decades and possessing people shamelessly. I swear. If I don't, I'll be turning into a ghostess who revenges past tr

Not me being I hate summer because the headaches make me want to turn into a lowly mortal and end it all like acting according to some glorified crap drama like a self-pitying millennial condensed in a teeny-weeny buttonhole but the vibe does get sour when I realize this summer will last at least half a decade more. Although it's not only summer I hate. My hate transcends barriers and borders. 💫✨My hate transcends barriers ✨💫 The tumblr vibe Ramona is back. I swear I will get a full-body check-up to find out what's actually wrong and I will not be the one who criticises this system from the outside. I will penetrate it and smash it from the inside. Just let me get in there once. I'll show them what they have to pay for all this senseless baboonery they've got going for decades and possessing people shamelessly. I swear. If I don't, I'll be turning into a ghostess who revenges past tr

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For him look at you, mystical being your lips part and reveal flies, there's pure grime in your teeth and your breath is flavoured with organic termite defecations from my door i want someone to hug me like

For him look at you, mystical being your lips part and reveal flies, there's pure grime in your teeth and your breath is flavoured with organic termite defecations from my door i want someone to hug me like

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Person 1: How could you?! How could you break my two front teeth? How?! Person 2 (grinning): Acci-DENTAL-ly #ramona_humour

Person 1: How could you?! How could you break my two front teeth? How?! Person 2 (grinning): Acci-DENTAL-ly #ramona_humour

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The pain of strawberry soup. "Bear the pain of strawberry soup, bear the pain of strawberry soup! Your mother won't save you dear this time And even old tramp Boggins won't give you a share From his slimy soggy algae wine! Gag all you want to, eat your gold biscuits and die You let your ice cream cook

The pain of strawberry soup. "Bear the pain of strawberry soup, bear the pain of strawberry soup! Your mother won't save you dear this time And even old tramp Boggins won't give you a share From his slimy soggy algae wine! Gag all you want to, eat your gold biscuits and die You let your ice cream cook

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What happens when I meet a poet. //Part two// Poet: ...even your eyes speak a language so secretly sweet. Me: ...even your followers troll you in every tweet. Poet: who has made you, o paradigm of longing? Me: o, you pitiful poet, again, you've started your honking. Poet: you are my prettiest muse, oh I could forever sing your songs

What happens when I meet a poet. //Part two// Poet: ...even your eyes speak a language so secretly sweet. Me: ...even your followers troll you in every tweet. Poet: who has made you, o paradigm of longing? Me: o, you pitiful poet, again, you've started your honking. Poet: you are my prettiest muse, oh I could forever sing your songs

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Carson is a good racecar. Carson's tyres got detached in a long race. Carson is going to the mechanic today. It is Carson's re-tire-ment. Congratulations Carson! I was going nuts (and bolts) over this. Please be very happy for Carson! Edit: I CANNOT believe I posted a joke 13 days after the last one?! O_O #ramona_humour

Carson is a good racecar. Carson's tyres got detached in a long race. Carson is going to the mechanic today. It is Carson's re-tire-ment. Congratulations Carson! I was going nuts (and bolts) over this. Please be very happy for Carson! Edit: I CANNOT believe I posted a joke 13 days after the last one?! O_O #ramona_humour

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blooh blah bleh blee, hath thou any wool, no miss, no miss, thou art one fool. it's morning, morning, missy gooby bee, therefore bloo blah bleh blee shan't care for thee. the market is open buy thy wool there, and tell woolly doo dee to braid thy jet black hair. scurry to the market, scurry on thy five feet, scurry oh little maiden, jalebis are so sickly sweet! This turned crazier than I thought it would be. Well. Has a life of its own. Edit: i dont know what i did here, but i want all interpretations down in the comments! 😂 #ramona_humour #cinemagraph #ramonasongs

blooh blah bleh blee, hath thou any wool, no miss, no miss, thou art one fool. it's morning, morning, missy gooby bee, therefore bloo blah bleh blee shan't care for thee. the market is open buy thy wool there, and tell woolly doo dee to braid thy jet black hair. scurry to the market, scurry on thy five feet, scurry oh little maiden, jalebis are so sickly sweet! This turned crazier than I thought it would be. Well. Has a life of its own. Edit: i dont know what i did here, but i want all interpretations down in the comments! 😂 #ramona_humour #cinemagraph #ramonasongs