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Chitra Iyer

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it's a 'forward' moving online University where you can be a proud doctor with a doctorate in doctored videos or even cut and paste surgeons.. Good evening, writers 😁 We present before you our sarcastic mascot, "Mr. Owlit."🦉 "Mr. Owlit" is going through a sarcasm block and we thought to help him get back his flow by making you all write humorous/sarcastic satire on topics/issues that have taken away our peace. Under this initiative, you would need to address various issues by talking about its impact on the society. We would request you to keep your quote/slogan/microtale/one liner/two liner short and humourous, as we don't want Mr

it's a 'forward' moving online University where you can be a proud doctor with a doctorate in doctored videos or even cut and paste surgeons.. Good evening, writers 😁 We present before you our sarcastic mascot, "Mr. Owlit."🦉 "Mr. Owlit" is going through a sarcasm block and we thought to help him get back his flow by making you all write humorous/sarcastic satire on topics/issues that have taken away our peace. Under this initiative, you would need to address various issues by talking about its impact on the society. We would request you to keep your quote/slogan/microtale/one liner/two liner short and humourous, as we don't want Mr

Chitra Iyer

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Taking the country forward with forwards, propogating oneness through groupism, sharing (fakes n borrowed stuff) is caring.. Good evening, writers 😁 We present before you our sarcastic mascot, "Mr. Owlit."🦉 "Mr. Owlit" is going through a sarcasm block and we thought to help him get back his flow by making you all write humorous/sarcastic satire on topics/issues that have taken away our peace. Under this initiative, you would need to address various issues by talking about its impact on the society. We would request you to keep your quote/slogan/microtale/one liner/two liner short and humourous, as we don't want Mr

Taking the country forward with forwards, propogating oneness through groupism, sharing (fakes n borrowed stuff) is caring.. Good evening, writers 😁 We present before you our sarcastic mascot, "Mr. Owlit."🦉 "Mr. Owlit" is going through a sarcasm block and we thought to help him get back his flow by making you all write humorous/sarcastic satire on topics/issues that have taken away our peace. Under this initiative, you would need to address various issues by talking about its impact on the society. We would request you to keep your quote/slogan/microtale/one liner/two liner short and humourous, as we don't want Mr

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A University graduating Stalkers to Professional News-Repoters. No admission fees. Admission open for all, condition is that news needs to be forwarded fastest, even if it's totally fake.😌😌😌😌 Good evening, writers 😁 We present before you our sarcastic mascot, "Mr. Owlit."🦉 "Mr. Owlit" is going through a sarcasm block and we thought to help him get back his flow by making you all write humorous/sarcastic satire on topics/issues that have taken away our peace.

A University graduating Stalkers to Professional News-Repoters. No admission fees. Admission open for all, condition is that news needs to be forwarded fastest, even if it's totally fake.😌😌😌😌 Good evening, writers 😁 We present before you our sarcastic mascot, "Mr. Owlit."🦉 "Mr. Owlit" is going through a sarcasm block and we thought to help him get back his flow by making you all write humorous/sarcastic satire on topics/issues that have taken away our peace.

Namit Raturi

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Gajendra Verma is underrated, maybe because people still believe that IITian died of cancer while writing the most used ringtone of the century. Rowan Atkinson too died of cancer, we had every reason to believe a funny guy dying painfully because our friend started the story by "oye tujhe pata hai..." Johnny sins died while doing naughty stuff and somehow ended up on a hospital bed, who could have doubted that shiny bald head anyway... We have also seen pictures of Amitabh Bachhan lying on death bed, I even gave him tribute by playing bagban title in my head. Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. I tried saving Harvey Dent by sharing his half burnt face picture with my 10 friends, even the money calculation was perfect..per share 10paise, that person will share to 10,thus...bread ka badshah aur omelette ka raja scheme. I guess Harvey is okay now. Ahh...I miss those times when rumours were creatively stupid, not really where Lata Mangeshkar leaves earth for real or Paul Walker dies from a real accident. — % & #letter #yqdidi #yqbaba #english #death #rumours #childhood #whatsappuniversity

Gajendra Verma is underrated, maybe because people still believe that IITian died of cancer while writing the most used ringtone of the century. Rowan Atkinson too died of cancer, we had every reason to believe a funny guy dying painfully because our friend started the story by "oye tujhe pata hai..." Johnny sins died while doing naughty stuff and somehow ended up on a hospital bed, who could have doubted that shiny bald head anyway... We have also seen pictures of Amitabh Bachhan lying on death bed, I even gave him tribute by playing bagban title in my head. Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. I tried saving Harvey Dent by sharing his half burnt face picture with my 10 friends, even the money calculation was perfect..per share 10paise, that person will share to 10,thus...bread ka badshah aur omelette ka raja scheme. I guess Harvey is okay now. Ahh...I miss those times when rumours were creatively stupid, not really where Lata Mangeshkar leaves earth for real or Paul Walker dies from a real accident. — % & #letter #yqdidi #yqbaba #english #death #rumours #childhood #whatsappuniversity

Aamir Qais AnZar

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I will Respect your Views But not at all - 'Fake News' Isliye Fake News se rahein Savdhaan Apnaye Swachh Bharat Abhiyan !! इसलिए फेक न्यूज़ से रहे #सावधान अपनाये स्वच्छ भारत अभियान !! #SocialMedia #EnlightenAQUA #FakeNews #DNDwhatsAppUniversity #WhatsAppUniversity #PoliticsisDangerousThanWar #ViewPoint

I will Respect your Views But not at all - 'Fake News' Isliye Fake News se rahein Savdhaan Apnaye Swachh Bharat Abhiyan !! इसलिए फेक न्यूज़ से रहे #सावधान अपनाये स्वच्छ भारत अभियान !! #SocialMedia #EnlightenAQUA #FakeNews #DNDwhatsAppUniversity #WhatsAppUniversity #PoliticsisDangerousThanWar #ViewPoint

Aamir Qais AnZar

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अजब से अज़ीब हो गयी। दस्तूर "मन की बात" करने की थी। फ़र्ज़ी अफ़वाहो की Sharing में चूर हो गयी। जो Social था वो Vocal हो गया और Media अपनी integrity से कहीं दुर हो गयी। #DNDwhatsAppUniversity #WhatsAppUniversity #EnlightenAQUA #FakePeople #Journalism #MannKiBaat #SocialMedia #PoliticsisDangerousThanWar

अजब से अज़ीब हो गयी। दस्तूर "मन की बात" करने की थी। फ़र्ज़ी अफ़वाहो की Sharing में चूर हो गयी। जो Social था वो Vocal हो गया और Media अपनी integrity से कहीं दुर हो गयी। #DNDwhatsAppUniversity #WhatsAppUniversity #EnlightenAQUA #FakePeople #Journalism #MannKiBaat #SocialMedia #PoliticsisDangerousThanWar

Aamir Qais AnZar

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एक ऐसा गुरुकूल है, जहाँ लोग Fakeते बहुत हैं। Good evening, writers 😁 We present before you our sarcastic mascot, "Mr. Owlit."🦉 "Mr. Owlit" is going through a sarcasm block and we thought to help him get back his flow by making you all write humorous/sarcastic satire on topics/issues that have taken away our peace. Under this initiative, you would need to address various issues by talking about its impact on the society. We would request you to keep your quote/slogan/microtale/one liner/two liner short and humourous, as we don't want Mr

एक ऐसा गुरुकूल है, जहाँ लोग Fakeते बहुत हैं। Good evening, writers 😁 We present before you our sarcastic mascot, "Mr. Owlit."🦉 "Mr. Owlit" is going through a sarcasm block and we thought to help him get back his flow by making you all write humorous/sarcastic satire on topics/issues that have taken away our peace. Under this initiative, you would need to address various issues by talking about its impact on the society. We would request you to keep your quote/slogan/microtale/one liner/two liner short and humourous, as we don't want Mr